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A big Greek God with the body of a gigachad no ones seen before, his dick is as big as a humpback whale and many pray to him.
"last night I was praying to Kosta"
an IV heroin junkie who mutulates their own body for craved attention, is very promiscuous and mentally ILL. Robs their own family and friends to support the said habits and runs from place to place like a gypsy, only they hold NO spiritual calling or following. Among using other substances including alcohol, crack, RX pills, dope, methadone, etc) they are generally infected with Hepatitis C virus an/or other more serious and contagious diseases (such as SSD; sudden suicidal desires) or SHC (sudden homicidal craving).
i knew a guy once. he was thin, frail and spoke softly. he made many think he was kind and true, but he ended up pulling a true Kosta move and disrespecting to the utmost possibility; not only his own self, but the ones he had foolishly led into his trap.
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A man sent from the stars, truly unlike anyone you will ever meet. When you meet him, time will stand still, your world will spin and you will fall in love instantly. Your life will be changed forever, and he will exist in everything that you see and do, and constantly be in your thoughts.
He is adorable but also very manly and cool. He is fun, playful, loving, passionate, genuine, sweet, kind, caring, romantic, and he has the best sense of humour and will always make you smile. An old soul, inteligent, deep and wise beyond his years. He is the best friend you could ever ask for, always honest and selfless, putting others needs ahead of his own, and he will support you no matter what. He loves stronger and feels deeper than anyone in the world, which is a rare and beautiful thing, and once he loves you, he will love you for life.
Kosta is a literal Greek god. You don't know what sexy is until you meet Kosta. He is mind-numbingly handsome, yet he is shy and he has no idea how attractive he is, which makes him even more attractive. He has the kindest eyes and his smile will melt your heart, but his godlike looks and effortless charm will make you lose your mind.
He is the most wonderful person you will ever meet, with the most beautiful heart and soul. If you are lucky enough to have him in your life, never, ever let him go.
Have you met Kosta? He's amazing, I will love him forever.
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A piece of shit that literally just ruins every moment. Jealous of everything and everyone yet very selfish. Mainly short and always dresses like a grandpa. Never finds true love because he’s an ugly fuck.
*In a restaurant*
Kosta: Fuck you! You stole her from me!
Waiter: That’s definitely a Kosta right there
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Greek for a nice guy but really short dick he thinks he's from the hood likes apple juice and <3 food (and dicks)
Kosta has small male genitals
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Kosta's are preposterously slow. What would take a normal man twenty minutes will take a Kosta well over three hours. Eats exorbitant amounts of food without ever feeling full. Often noted for making astute observations of the incredibly obvious. See - Sloth
That dude is takes forever!
...meet kosta
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Kosta is a young man though I should warn you about him. Kostas are like obsessed with themselves they can spend an hour looking in the mirror. Though what’s worse is that Kostas also spend hours playing minecraft and raging on how it’s hard. Kostas are the type of men who are so obsessed with himself, girls think his into himself or guys. So pretty much gay (not in a bad way)
Vanessa: “Did you see that kosta? He’s so fucking hot!"
Amy: “Not to ruin it for you, but I think he’s gay”
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