1. Used by Gay people in comment section when they have nothing to comment
2.When a hypothetical thing happens
Greg: That was crazy. Thank God I am an atheist
Kowalski Analysis
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The sexual act of fingering someones ass and instead of performing the famous "Dirty Sanchez",which is wiping your finger across the others top lip,you wipe your figer across your own top lip.
Hey Tony,I was finger banging this girl in the ass last night, and I was so drunk,instead of giving her a "Dirt Sanchez", I gave myself a Dirty Kowalski"!It wasnt good!
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Something my retard brother named zunkerduke says all the time
Who is Ceeday, Kowalski Analysis, Irrelevant
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Kowalski analysis Is a meme that penguins made
"Kowalski, analysis" is a meme made by intelligent penguins.
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A gamer on Xbox live know to say the most random things at anytime and vote to have one of the most sacristies Laughs online is believe to be Japanese but oddly speaks perfect English can be found playing online on GTA IV, Froza Motorsport 3,left 4 dead 1 & 2, any Naruto game or with his clan on Modern Warfare 2.
(Random L4D 2 game)
Cs x Kowalski : " in the mall " ok were on three and lets see there the food court there and ....
Random gamer : come on man ... " jump by hunter " GET HIM OFF OF ME ! ! !
Cs x Kowalski : " sinister laugh and kills it " stop messing around i need to get some jeans
Random gamer: thanks and stop doing that laugh you freaking me out.
Cs x Kowalski: ok let go
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When four ethnic men, one of which is Italian, hold you under a shower head, while the shower is running and while you are unconscious, and have there way with you.
Dude, at that party last night, Steve got a Kowalski Shower.
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Dirty Kowalski- when you piss on your hand n wipe it under someoneβs nose; similar to the βdirty Sanchezβ however with urine instead of feces
Dude, I just sprayed my hand at the urininal n gave that bitch a Dirty Kowalski.