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Kowalski Analysis

1. Used by Gay people in comment section when they have nothing to comment

2.When a hypothetical thing happens

Greg: That was crazy. Thank God I am an atheist
Kowalski Analysis

by Elderly Bitch October 31, 2018

44πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Kowalski

The sexual act of fingering someones ass and instead of performing the famous "Dirty Sanchez",which is wiping your finger across the others top lip,you wipe your figer across your own top lip.

Hey Tony,I was finger banging this girl in the ass last night, and I was so drunk,instead of giving her a "Dirt Sanchez", I gave myself a Dirty Kowalski"!It wasnt good!

by REO Speed Dealer January 11, 2008

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kowalski Analysis

Something my retard brother named zunkerduke says all the time

Who is Ceeday, Kowalski Analysis, Irrelevant

by Your Nan's Mom December 10, 2018

20πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Kowalski, Analysis

Kowalski analysis Is a meme that penguins made

"Kowalski, analysis" is a meme made by intelligent penguins.

by ImmanoboDy November 2, 2018

35πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


Cs x Kowalski

A gamer on Xbox live know to say the most random things at anytime and vote to have one of the most sacristies Laughs online is believe to be Japanese but oddly speaks perfect English can be found playing online on GTA IV, Froza Motorsport 3,left 4 dead 1 & 2, any Naruto game or with his clan on Modern Warfare 2.

(Random L4D 2 game)
Cs x Kowalski : " in the mall " ok were on three and lets see there the food court there and ....
Random gamer : come on man ... " jump by hunter " GET HIM OFF OF ME ! ! !
Cs x Kowalski : " sinister laugh and kills it " stop messing around i need to get some jeans

Random gamer: thanks and stop doing that laugh you freaking me out.
Cs x Kowalski: ok let go

by Landmark23 January 2, 2010

37πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Kowalski Shower

When four ethnic men, one of which is Italian, hold you under a shower head, while the shower is running and while you are unconscious, and have there way with you.

Dude, at that party last night, Steve got a Kowalski Shower.

by Tyzentar November 20, 2011

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Kowalski

Dirty Kowalski- when you piss on your hand n wipe it under someone’s nose; similar to the β€œdirty Sanchez” however with urine instead of feces

Dude, I just sprayed my hand at the urininal n gave that bitch a Dirty Kowalski.

by Ortho 13 January 13, 2018