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Krabbing is when yew cum into an ass hole (be it male or female ass) and then take a straw and then continue to slurp out the jizz thus yew have krabbing.
Hey baby did yew bring home some straws I feel like krabbing!
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Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick!
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Mr. Krabs' daughter who is a whale. She is super annoying like any other teenage daughter.
Pearl Krabs' mother has not been revealed.
An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
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He traded his best employees soul to a ghost pirate for 69 cents. Thats all you need to know. Oh yea, he also owns a Fast Food restaurant and apparently fucked a whale. He also fights with a plankton that is a too big for its size.
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Person 1: Hello is this the krusty krab
Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK
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