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Dirty Craig
You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.
I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Kraig when I broke both of my hips.
A baseball player for the Boston Red Socks who has a super goofy stance when he pitches. His pitching stance is so weird that fans often stand up and imitate him in the stands to try and throw him off, but it doesn’t usually work, because he got laser focus.
ANNOUNCER: Kraig Kimbrel, getting ready for the windup....what is that? What....what is he DOING?? Weird...
.......Oh....wow...he actually got a strikeout
A large appendage attached to Mecaiyon
Jill: Have you ever seen KRAIG?
Jack: Yeah I have, it’s bigger than mine will ever be