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Bootleggers and Xanax for breakfast.
Don’t be a Kristofer hunter, especially at noon.
Kristof Radocki is the cutest boy in the world. He has a talent for everything, music, writing, painting, drawing, etc. He can sing really cute. Kristof has many friends, everyone knows and loves him. All girls like him (not just girls). He has a very cool style, not just in dressing. He can charm anyone with just one sentence. He has very soft hair and skin. People would kill for his hair. His sense of humour is brilliant, he can make everyone laugh. Kristof's soulmate is the luckiest girl/boy in the world.
Person 1: Did you hear that? Kristof Radocki has a girlfriend now.
Person 2 : What? I'm going to play a game of "József Attila".
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a magical ship between these 2 people that are meant to be.
girl 1- omg!!!! I ship it!!!
girl 2- who??
girl 1- Kristofer and Mathea!!!!! Kristofer x mathea
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To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.
What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there.
Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((
1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.
This guy is pussy killer. Oliver is gay. Kristof has fookin 30 inch elephant whale cock
Wow. Oliver is gay. Kristof is awesome.
He is the definition is chaos. Chaos rulez
Kristof loves chaos, chaos rulez kristof, ktistof is ruled by chaos.