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Kristoffer

Lucifer’s cousin, not as evil as Lucifer. doesn’t hurt you or posses you if he knows you. enjoys talking using dowsing rods. lives at somebody’s house currently. has many friends that live with him. he can’t move big things, he’s not strong enough. has a human best friend and other human friends. Goes with you to places if you ask him to. Kristoffer is my best friend lol. but don’t provoke him or his friends, human or spirit.

Me: Are we best friends?
Kristoffer: Yes(moves the dowsing rods to yes)

by Besties With A Ghost May 14, 2022


Kristoffer

Lucifer’s cousin, not as evil as Lucifer. doesn’t hurt you or posses you if he knows you. enjoys talking using dowsing rods. lives at somebody’s house currently. has many friends that live with him. he can’t move big things, he’s not strong enough. has a human best friend and other human friends. Goes with you to places if you ask him to. Kristoffer is my best friend lol. but don’t provoke him or his friends, human or spirit.

Me: are we besties?
Kristoffer: yes(moves dowsing rods to yes)

by Besties With A Ghost May 14, 2022


Kristoffer

Kristoffer is a secretive guy. This name is given to an intense personality. He doesn't talk much, but when he does, he can turn any conversation around. If you win his heart over (which is very hard as he is extremely attractive to a lot of girls), he will ignore any other person who comes between you two. He is extremely loyal, trustworthy and passionate. Don't mess with him, though, he would do anything for his loved ones. Kristoffer likes dogs.

Person #1: Kristoffer proposed to me yesterday.
Person #2: I'm so happy for you two.
Person #1: I told you he meant it when he said he would never leave me.

by Star Maker December 13, 2020


Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

by SpaceHamster January 4, 2012


Kristoff

1- Mex. Said of a person whose mental rate is extremely low.

2- To be extremely idiot.

You’re a Kristoff!”

by Chinga tú pito pendejo August 8, 2018


Charlie Kristoff

A famous, rich, cool, charming, handsome, and amazing guy. He knows how to make a girl feel good and has a lot of fun. He is also smart, is good at fortnite, and has a lot of friends. Lastly Charlie is just a kind guy in general and has a ton of crushes.

"Charlie Kristoff is the best guy ever" she said.

by CoolGuyRick69 April 8, 2019


kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual

omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!

by big man cooms June 7, 2022