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Funny, idiotic, somehow talented at instruments, and probably in love with you. Great friend to add to your list. His humour is dog water though.
Person 1: What is he doing...?
Person 2: I don't know, Kristopher is just- Uh... Should we call the mental ward or-
Person 1: No, no, it's entertaining-
kristopher is a very tough guy and he gets and the grass in the world but he is very funny and he should be a stand up comedien and he has a very normal amount of friends. he plays alot of video game and he is very good at the video games. also he is so hot, but dont tell anyone i said that. ;)
kristopher is so hot and good looking.
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Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.
"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
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A black youtuber who happens to be a giraffe
did you see Kristopher London's new video.
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Kristoph Gavin, also called the « Coolest defense in the west » or the Devil, is the main antagonist of the game Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice. He was Apollo’s mentor for a while until he was arrested and sent to prison for the murder of Shadi Smith and Drew Misham. He has a brother named Klavier who also is the prosecutor of the game. He owns a dog named Vongole as well, whom he describes to being « cute but feisty ».
Kristoph Gavin acts relatively calm and gentlemanly most of the times, but is later revealed to be ruthless, jealous, and lacking empathy. He is believed to hold a dark secret hidden deep in his heart, which is implied by the black psyche-locks that appear when he is asked about his motive for murder.
Gavin possesses icy blue eyes, a bit of a tanned skin, and long blond hair that he ties into some sort of twist and keeps on his left shoulder, just like his brother. He wears oval glasses and a light blue suit. Kristoph has a scar on his right hand and, when he is being tense, it looks like there is a skull or a devil, with the scar being the mouth.
He is often called a rat.
Person 1: Hey look I just started Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice, I really like this Kristoph Gavin man... He is so handsome //0//0//
Person 2: Foolish fool, how can you so foolishly fall into such a foolishly foolish trap. How so very foolish. You’re not the foolish clown, you’re the entire foolish circus! How can you believe this rat fool so foolishly ?!
A Dirty Kristopher is when you and a sexy ass jawn lick both sides of a dirty 1962 penny butt ass naked while your spirit animals ascend from the Astral Plane and intertwine into a yin yang swirling above your heads before you both straight doodoo on yourselves.
"Man I didn't even hit cuz was tripping too hard and pulled a dirty kristopher."
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