man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities
John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?
Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
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an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins
i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding
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A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.
Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.
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verb: To take a service and use/abuse it until it's no fun anymore. To fuck an application until it is dead.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm on Tumblr now.
Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.
Guy 1: Damn.
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The most overrated guy in showbiz! Whoever gave him a movie deal needs to die!!, and quick before another one comes out!!!!
person 1: hey lets get that new movie with ashton kutcher!
person 2: STOP!!!! that movie is shit!! Just drop it quick and step away!!!
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funny ass motherfucker on that 70's show.
he was Micheal kelso...
now hes a washed up wannabe wigger that tries to trick people on tv...
woah, kelso just touched donna's boob
8th grade girl: i wanna fuck ashton kutcher
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Some punk ass sissy boy im so fuckin' tired of hearin' about! Ashton is fuckin' dog shit, and punk'd sucks ass.
Hey is that looks like shit!! Wait, no. Its just Ashton.
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