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(La-rt) Lart is a substance from the flaps of middle aged men. Its made of crust and accumulated sweat and grease created a brick
“BRO UR A FUCKING LOON”,
“AND UR A GOOFY LART”.
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I was about to let rip with what at first seem a normal bubblyfart, until I got the unmistakable feeling of liquid leaking from my bunghole, at which point I knew I had a juicy lart on deck and I would be left with swamp ass for the rest of the day.
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A fart that has been lit on fire.
Guy 1 : Dude!!! Throw me a ligher quick!!
Guy 2 : Why?
Guy 1 : So i can Lart!
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To laugh until one looses the ability to control bodily fuctions, usually emitting an anal explosion.
Dude! Every time you tell me that joke, I lart.
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A fart that occurs because you are laughing.
HER: OMG that's so funny! What was that noise?
HIM: xcuse me...I did a lart.
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A large chunk of crust, the molecules are boned with fat and can be found in flaps of abnormally large 53 year old men
“UR A FUCKING LOON”,
“YEAH AND UR A LART”.
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