learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

visual learner

A visual learner, also known as a retard, is someone who struggles to learn using any sort of stimulus that isn't directly in front of them, being presented in an easy to learn fashion.

Visual learners tend to not know how to read, write, do basic maths or socialise with the rest of society.

Barry your a retard
No, bro, I'm a visual learner

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Exceptional Learner

An oxymoron, this term refers to disabled students, mainly those with mental disabilities. This term does not refer to high-achieving students, or highly intelligent students. "Exceptional" in the term is a nice way of saying any of the following: retarded, handicapped, helmet-wearing, parapalegic, disturbed, etc. One should not, however, be mislead into thinking that persons who simply have a physical handicap are automatically stupid.

Fight softy political correctness that is misleading, and refer to exceptional learners as what they are: retarded, disabled, handicapped.
OR
"That exceptional learner's helmet is exceptionally shiny."

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learner driver

When a passenger in a moving vehicle has his hand around his penis while the driver is bunny hopping the vehicle causeing the stop start motion to toss off the passenger

Dave: Scooter what the hell are you driving like that for
Scooter: its ok le snacks is doing the learner driver in the back

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Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner

Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.

quoratory learner

(scientific or methodological) prefer using questions as a way of understanding things, is a learning style associated with combination of three learning style mainly visual, verbal and logical, learners in this pace prefer asking questions out of curiosity to get the accurate information and learn the idea by doing it.

She is a quoratory learner she learn by asking questions.

Keta-Learner

Someone who advances, comprehends/understands the psychedelic/dissociative of medicine like ketamine who learns from the psychedelic/dissociative journeys/lessons it teaches of healing themselves from Trauma/PTSD/Depression/Anxiety

Rather then staying stuck being dumb like a gerbil on a hamster wheel stuck in circles/loop they advance and keep learning from all experiences to reach a new level of healing and energy connection

Hey man how did you just get real energized and put up that stage so quickly?

"Guy replies" I am a keta-learner as I use it Ketamine as like adderal and heal my soul helps me focus completing what I need to in life with using in "moderation"