loxing

Loxing means to masturbate. Like, you know, pleasure yourself.

Doris: Why is there a cucumber hanging out of your fangita??

Dave: Oh you know, I'm loxing.

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lox

Shorter version of the word 'bollocks', used to mean lies or something that is a load of nonsense.

'He was talkin lox all day'

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Loxeli

LOxELi ~ The 'x' is Silent. Pronounced Loe Lee because x=n/v

The Emotional Duality of Being or Feeling Lonely and/or Lovely.

Example

Loren : Hey! How have you been lately?
Nolan : Been okay. Can't complain just a bit Loxeli this past few days.

So Here's the question. How Do YOU VIEW The World We Live in Today?
Some might think it's LONELY. While others may think it’s quite LOVELY!
Some might even say it "LOxELi" Either way it’s all about how WE CHOOSE TO VIEW OUR LIVES!
Because in THE END after it's ALL said and DONE

You're the ONLY ONE who LIVES and THRIVES in this "LOxELi WORLD SOCIETY"
So if you've learned a new perspective please feel free to visit LOxELiWrLD.com to

JOiN THE LO/\\/ELi WrLD SOCiETY WAY OF LiFE TODAY,
TO HELP THE ONES WHO NEED TO HEAR THIS MESSAGE THE MOST!
AND REMEMBER YOU ALWAYS HAVE A CHOICE, LOVE OTHERS, & CHOOSE WISELY!

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mahogany lox

The prettiest girl ever! DJ at Magcon also a viner and singer. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be her. She had great fashion too.

Mahogany Lox is so beautiful.
I want to be like Mahogany Lox.

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Larsches Lox

The only way to describe a well cultivated mullet.

Rachel from Beefs Barbers has done a great job on Shmick’s Larsches Lox.

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Slap the Lox

Female masturbation.

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.

lick the lox

v. (1) to perform cunnilingus. (2) to perform cunnilingus on a Jewish woman, sometimes used specifically for an Ashkenazi (of Eastern European descent) Jewish woman. (3) also, more generally, to describe someone attracted to women, or attraction to (sometimes Ashkenazi) Jewish women

"Does Ari date non-Jewish women?"
"Nah, he's all about licking the lox."

"Girl, you blew him last time and he didn't reciprocate? All I can say is that tonight he'd better lick the lox."

"I was going to ask her out but then I realized that she was probably into licking the lox."

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