LP

LP the street name for elk piss. Also used as a hallucinogen when mixed with nutmeg. Recently has come into use as a derogatory term for jews, chinamen, and/or a-rabs who wish the were black/from the south.

Look at this fucking LP and his long arms. Get that cat out the blues club.

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Loss Prevention. The person hired by stores to look for people who might be shoplifting.

Work is boring. Did you see the lady the LP was chasing?

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Long Playing

That new LP rules

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Le Predictáble. (L-eh Preh-dic-ta-bluh)

As per usual.

Very Predictable.

The same.

Le is a form of meme taken from popular website 'tumblr'.
"Le french" "Le girlfriend" "Le kitchen"

That shirts such an LP. You always wear it on nights out.

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"Loose Pussy" A woman whose vagina is quite gaping and can handle a fist or such other large items, or a girl who just looks like a slut or dresses like one.

"Hey look at that LP over there"
"I was with this bitch and damn she had one nasty ass LP, so I got the hell outta there"

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MY DAD IS YELLOW CHOMPERS

He looks like a LP

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lp

little person. the CORRECT slang, instead of...midget.

"my best friend is a lp, she's such a sweetheart!"

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