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Lady boner

When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.

Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!

by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019


lady boner

Literally a boner that trans ladies get.

"Why did that person say lady boner when they don't even have a cock?"
"Yeah I don't know but think I'm going to go fap to porn with my lady boner~"

by Syldra109 October 12, 2013


Lady boner

Like a penis the vagina can get longer when turned on. When a women is sexally aroused she might physically feel her vagina lengthen. This is so a longer penis can fit. The vagina is normally 3-4 inches long but can lengthen up to 200% when aroused.

When i was sexting my boy/girlfriend i got a raging lady boner

by Aries_igftpower March 21, 2015


lady boner

schwing

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"

by Manboobsrsexy February 03, 2015


Lady boner

What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie

I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by

by Ya fucking girl May 09, 2019


Lady-Boner

When a Lady gets sexually excited and starts humping you or being overly excited with a red face or overly friendly.

She was so exited she had a Lady-boner .

by Mazdaman November 26, 2018


Lady Boner Gone

When a lady experiences and "ick" or her partner does something that turns her off.

"Lady boner gone, he dry humping me and huffing like a dog." said Lay Bankz.

by SexieLexie94 October 05, 2023