Lambert

1. to fail in the most extreme ways

2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind

1. "Aw crap! I tried to light my awful book on fire but I set myself on fire instead! That was such a Lambert."

2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"

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Lambert

Noun, To fail at something

I pulled a lambert on my physics mid-semester paper.

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Lambert

When you absolutly have nö skill skill at activities you do with other people such As Sports.

-Dude, he's Lamberting this Lacrosse practice. He sucks.

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Lambert

When your cards in Texas Holdem are a Jack and a 2

he raised me 45 pre-flop so I had to fold my Lambert

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Lamberted

a feeling of someone who is all talk and no show. an indiscribable emotion of lies. a compulsive liar.

scott and josh were so lamberted when they were defeated by lauren and kelly in the war!

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lambert

Term for an individual who is rather too cool for school. Often seen sporting quirky beards and pink converse trainers. Not to be confused with the an unwin although both incredibly small, and often seen feverishly smoking.

By george, that hairy man on stage looks like he is receiving an electric shock from his guitar. No wait that's a danse. He must be a lambert.

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Lambert

A woman who can only get aroused when a man, or men defecate on her chest.

I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.

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