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A WAY TO DISCREETLY SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID; A BIG DUMMY.
IN REFERENCE TO THE 1970s TELEVISION SHOW "SANFORD AND SON", WHEN FRED WOULD CALL HIS SON LAMONT A "BIG DUMMY".
THAT GUY IS A LAMONT.
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The nice person you can met cute sweet and sexy smooth with the ladies and funny and quiet and stay to his self and caring about people he love and got a big dick
Lamonte
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The act of blowing into someone's anus.
When you're getting a lap dance and proceed to blow air into the performer's butt.
Did you see the guy at the club lamonteing that stripper? Shit's gross.
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The state of being, where you were drunk the night before and have no recollection of what you did and no idea who you need to apologize to.
"Is that the girl who peed outside the office last night? Yeah she was so wasted i bet she is so Lamonting right now"
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Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.
A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.
Hey did you see Mike last night?
Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!