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The act of blowing into someone's anus.
When you're getting a lap dance and proceed to blow air into the performer's butt.
Did you see the guy at the club lamonteing that stripper? Shit's gross.
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A bullshit "dummy" invoice given to customers to swindle money.
Derived from the 70's tv show Sanford & Son, the son, Lamont Sanford. His father would call him a dummy. "You dummy Lamont you dummy!"
Hey DK we need a Lamont, yesterday.
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The smartest Nigga out there an honest and loyal and pretty
Lamont is so smarts
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A person who likes to try multiple jobs, and refuses to spend any money.. this type of person hates his own country instead swears allegiance to a forgeign Queen
Me— your round bud..
Friend—- ehh oooh I forgot ma wallet ive no cash ..
Me- your a true Scotsman!!
Friend— indeed i am not, Im a loyal subject or her majesty
Me — your a feckin Lamont of a boy
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The state of being, where you were drunk the night before and have no recollection of what you did and no idea who you need to apologize to.
"Is that the girl who peed outside the office last night? Yeah she was so wasted i bet she is so Lamonting right now"
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Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.
A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.
Hey did you see Mike last night?
Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!