lancashire hotpot

n. See creampie, but strictly between the flaky pastry of the Northern British folds.

Y'all right sonny? You want me to give me a Lancashire Hotpot tonight?
You randy buggar, ye!

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Lancashire hotpot

This is a noun describing the state of being when a single person is gaped anally and is subsequently filled with the semen from multiple loads/men. Usually a cuck will eat the hotpot after.

Did you hear Max's new girlfriend became a Lancashire hotpot

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University of Central Lancashire

If you go to Uclan odds are you fucked up your alevels or you mis-spelt UCLA

person: "I went to the University of Central Lancashire"
Employer: *seen at 20:18*

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Lancashire Hotpot

An enema follow up

First I gave her a fresh coffee enema, then stuck my junk in her arse and followed up with a Lancashire Hotpot

Lancashire virus

The latest strain of covid19 coming from the United kingdom. Named after a very British sounding tea instead of corona.

Y'all have heard if coronavirus, now get ready for Lancashire virus!