Lanning

The act of fucking about debating minor details of a plan esp. when followed by an almost inevitable no show.

"Culley stop lanning and just commit for once in your piss poorly planned time wasting existence"

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Lan

A super tall, beautiful girl. Basically a goddess. Early bloomer with a like for K-POP and music in general. Can be shy, but isn’t afraid to speak her mouth if you talk shit about her. Will it you with a comeback if necessary. Comes from an Asian family of literal goddesses. Overall a beautiful woman

Lan is so pretty! She is a goddess.

Did you hear Lan roast (name)?

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Lan

A total bitch who eats everyone's potatoes and never ever shares. He has fat hand feet and you sometimes see him and his best friend on TV commercials and Music channels.

Hey ! Lan is on TV eating the potatoes he stole from me !

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Lanative

The opposite of a laxative. When you take a lanative, it causes constipation. This is mainly used if you have raging diarrhea, and want to defecate in moderation.

Alan: Hey bro, you okay?
Dave: Nah man, I'm shitting like a fuckin' rabbit!
Alan: Here bro, take a lanative.
Dave: Oh dude, that's just what I needed! Thanks!
Alan: No problem, man!

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lan wangji

蓝忘机 (Lán wàng jī) aka 蓝湛(lán zhàn) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is a very jealous boy and if you dare glance at his wei wuxian (魏无羡) he'll slaughter you to bits with bi chen (避尘). Lan wangji gets drunk very easily and when he does, he gets very childish. He likes to everyday (天天) but only likes it when it's wei wuxian who's doing everyday with him.

魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~~ 含光君~~~~ 二哥哥~~~~ 放过我吧~~~~ 我腰疼
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~~ Han Guang Jun~~~ second brother~~~~ spare meeeee~~~~ my waist hurts.....)
*everyday sounds*
蓝忘机：天天就是天天
(Lan wangji: everyday is everyday...)
*weiying's waist.exe has stopped working*

lan zhan

That hot gay guy that pinned over Wei Ying who thought he liked Mian Mian.

Wwx: Lan Zhan...do you..like mianmian?
Lwj: gay silence

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LAN Button

A legendary virtual device that often appears on our desktops, and very likely related to the functioning of obscure network activities. Its appearance is still unknown, but according to the fellow Humper dingo_d, the LAN Button can assume the likeness of a normal and yet mysterious icon..

"I mean sometimes it's on, and sometimes I have to push the LAN button on my desktop, and then (when I have to turn the network on) it takes about 10 sec..." - dingo_d (NFOHump) -

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