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When a dude gets an erection for an obese female.
Wow, Ryan totally harpooned that orca with his lard-on.
When you eat too much food and your belly is too big to even see your own cock.
"Fuck, that bargain bucket gave me a lard-on so i pissed on the floor."
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Someone or something that is worse then the term Butters
Guy 1: Yoooo dude, check out that girl, shes buff!
Guy 2: Naaaah fam, she aint even butters, she's Lard
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An expression used to convey feelings of annoyance, irritation, dissatisfaction, or general disgust towards a particular situation, or a comment made by somebody.
"Man, that new Vin Diesel movie is amazing!"
"....Lard"
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A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!
"Hey Lard"
"Hey what"
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An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.
Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.
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Jello Biafra's (from Dead Kennedys) collaboration with Al Jourgensen from Ministry.
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