The Layering of fecal matter between toilet paper in a dry toilet bowl when there is no available water to flush away the excrement.
Alan enjoyed a chalet lasagne when there was no available water in the toilets at mt lyford.
A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce
After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne
Your going down on a girl while she has a yeast infection while she's on her period, and you chew on her vaginal lips like lasagne noodles. Feta cheese.
Bloody lasagne, Dolphin, rusty pelican
Bolsterstonian rural term for wife swapping party
Hey bro, you wanna dip and lasagne this Saturday?
A joke that refers to a friend as a homosexual pasta.
Dave: you’re a bot in Fortnite!
Mike: you gay lasagne!
Dave: AAAAAAAAAA
A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy
Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
A vagina that has been well used.
Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.
It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.
"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."