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The Layering of fecal matter between toilet paper in a dry toilet bowl when there is no available water to flush away the excrement.
Alan enjoyed a chalet lasagne when there was no available water in the toilets at mt lyford.
Your going down on a girl while she has a yeast infection while she's on her period, and you chew on her vaginal lips like lasagne noodles. Feta cheese.
Bloody lasagne, Dolphin, rusty pelican
A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce
After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne
Bolsterstonian rural term for wife swapping party
Hey bro, you wanna dip and lasagne this Saturday?
A joke that refers to a friend as a homosexual pasta.
Dave: you’re a bot in Fortnite!
Mike: you gay lasagne!
Dave: AAAAAAAAAA
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A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy
Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
A vagina that has been well used.
Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.
It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.
"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."