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When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”
A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.
Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."
When you're at the bar, and it's almost closing time, when all the good looking chicks have already been picked up...all that's left is the "Last Call Pussy".
These are the worst of the dirty, shameless, been rode hard and put away wet, over 40 bar skanks, that hang around the local dive at closing time...hoping to be picked up by a clean cut but inebriated, beer goggles wearing, suburban white boy.
"Dude, even if we totally strike out at the club, we can always roll over to Gator's Bar & Grill before 2:00 AM, and pick up some last call pussy"
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A bowl pack of marijuana that is to be smoked before ending the smoke session. This is prominently the case before going to bed or ending the night.
"Hey guys, it's getting late, I'm gonna pack a last call bowl, anyone want in?"
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A girl that sits in bars late at night with other peoples husbands and pounces on them. The last ratchet girl left at the bar to smash. An ugly girl that smashes all the guys.
"Watch out for last call Lacey, she's always lingering in the bars, eyeing married men when it's almost closing time."
**Last Call Lacey:**
A colloquial term referring to a girl who frequents bars late into the night, especially during the last call for alcohol. Last Call Lacey is often characterized by her tendency to target married men and engage in flirtatious or questionable behavior. This term is commonly used to describe someone who becomes the center of attention during the final moments of a night out, with a reputation for pursuing romantic encounters in the late-night bar scene.
"Last Call Lacey was spotted again at the bar last night, lingering near the entrance as the night drew to a close, her eyes scanning the room for potential company."