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A girl who is really awesome.
-Is the perfect weight, skinny, but not aneroxic
-lot's of guys like her
-Has awesome friends, normally with the nicknames Goat, or Bubble Kaki
-Has georgeous hair
-everyone likes her, and if someone doesn't, they can go and screw themselves in a Megan Lauer's opinion
-very funny, can make anyone laugh
-kinda smart
-she normally has the nickname of Zebra
-great sense of fashion
"Omg! I love Megan Lauer's shoes! I have to get myself a pair of those!"
"You know, Megan Lauer made me feel really good about my crappy hair cut. She's really nice."
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Verb - to act inappropriately towards or harass in a sexual manner when it’s seemingly outside your character.
That girl/boy/man/woman is so cute/sexy, I’m totally going to Matt Lauer them.
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Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”
To get sexually harassed.
I was trying to be professional but I got lauered by that creep in accounting.
A overweight white male, with small genitalia, that always has on stinky and smelly Hoodies
Man look at that Lauer over there!
The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.