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When an elderly man is going to the bathroom, he has an anal relapse where his large intestine hangs down into the bowl; touching his testicals, which forms the layover. The intestine can form a cheese-like bacteria if submerged in the toilet. The Intestine is stuck, hanging out, and needs to me manually pushed back in.
He had an old man's layover, while going to the bathroom.
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When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
I hear people day that tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging
A sexual act, preferably unique to Utah (see "soaking") that occurs in a brief moment while passing through Salt Lake City.
Captain Beerhound, a airline pilot, had a brief, unsatisfying hook-up with a flight attendant in the Delta Sky Club during a Salt Lake City Layover. He later learned that what he had experienced was"soaking," a custom quite popular among some religious folk in Ski City, USA.
Dick that you entertain in the meantime before your next serious one comes along.
Girl we broke up, but I already have some layover dick in place to hold me over.
A layover friend is it a person that you hang out with because the person you wanted to hang out with wasn't available or a person who has something that another person needs or wants, so that person is used or talked out of the item and then left behind.
Hey isn't that your friend, oh no, that's my layover friend. She gives me movie tickets for free, but I don't really like her .
When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
I hear people always bragging about how tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging