Random
Source Code
Random
The capital of Boone county in Indiana. Known to much of Boone county as "lebtucky", for unknown reasons.
The high school system, like many, is full of teens who don't give a crap, probably wont go to college, and spend their days being queer, getting suspension (for drug posession usually), getting girls pregnant, or getting pregnant (depending on idividual person). Seriously, LPHS puts the "High" in "High school".
The High school football team is "The Lebanon Tigers".
K, kid from lebanon,:"Hey, ever wondered what dick tastes like?"
J, Kody's friend, also from lebanon:"Yeah, you?"
K:"Yeah. Wanna suck each other off?"
J:"Sure!"
*Gayness ensues*
13👍 10👎
Israeli General: Lebanon is rebuilding, time to blow the shit out of it again.
43👍 73👎
A small town in western Oregon. A place that has many many pot heads and meth addicts. On top of that, the teen population is forced to do stupid things such as drinking, because there are no activities due to a new Super WalMart and a growing number of retirement homes. Whoopie!
Known for "The Largest Strawberry Shortcake in the World" and its Strawberry Festival.
Moe: Hey, wanna go get some weed at "The Garden Shop" and stop off at WalMart?
Larry: Ok!
Curly: Hey, wait! They turned that garden shop into a retirement home!
Moe & Larry: Damn!
49👍 110👎
Lebanon is a country in the Middle East which is thirty percent Christian and has a stronger economy than Syria, run by a thirty-five year-old eye doctor, Bashar al-Assad, who cannot muster much popular support even among his own people.
Famous Americans of Lebanese descent include - Danny Thomas, Jamie Farr, Christy McNichol, and brothers Michael and Tony Shalhoub
Popular resentment on Lebanon is now being directed not as the United States or Israel, but at the dictatorship of Bashar al-Assad
349👍 1137👎
1) Lebanon is the most beautiful country in the world. Many call it the Europe of the Middle-East. It is the only place I know where you can go skiing and swim in a real beach on the same day.
Sadly, there have been many religious and ethnic wars which have destroyed the country over and over. But, we always end up rebuilding it to be more beautiful than ever.
2) Lebanese are always capable of knowing each other's origins for some reason.
3)Our women always fight over who should wash the dishes while the men discuss politics.
4) We are the inventors of Frarabic (French Arabic), which I also like to call French Tourettes. Sometimes, when you can't find a word in arabic, you involuntarily replace it with a French word (Sometimes English) while replacing the "P" sounds with "B" sounds.
5) Overly polite amogst each other, not always polite amogst others.
6) It takes us about an hour to say good-bye (Applies to all arabs)
7) Our women have natural beauty. Despite their hairy bodies, they wax often so it does not show.
8) Ever try Kibbi Nayi, Tabbouleh, Fattoush or Hommous? If you did, you would swear off all fast food forever.
9) God save Lebanon!
1) Bob: Wow! Have you ever been to Lebanon?
Joe: Nope.
Bob: Oh my freaking God! It's AMAZING!
2) Tarek: Inta min il loubnen?
Fadi: Kif 3rifit?
Translation: Tarek: You're lebanese?
Fadi: How'd u know?
3)Leila: A3teeni sa7nik, yalla
Lilian: Mish ma32ooli inti! Inti a3teeni sa7nik
Leila: Yalla, inti bi bayti, a3teeni sa7nik 7abibti!
*And so on and so forth
Translation: Leila: Come on, give me your plate!
Lilian: I can't believe you! You give me your plate!
Leila: Come on, you're in my house, give me your plate honey!
4) Ghassan: Wa2afni il Bolice mbara7.
Jiryis: Lezzim tintibhi aktar.
Ghassan: Akhad il Auto taba3i kamen!
5) Sans definition
6) -O.K. Bye!
-Bye say hi to your wife!
-Ok you say hi to yours!
-Make sure you come back soon
-You should come to our house sometime
-Incha allah!
-And bring your kids, too!
-Of course. How old is your son again?
-Oh, he's turning fifteen soon.
-Wow he's becoming a man
*Three hours later*
-No way! I thought he was dead!
-No he's still alive, but he's in the hospital.
-O.K., I think I need to get going now!
-All right, see you!
-See you!
(Talk trash about each other once door closes)
7) -Have you seen Rita?
-Wow!
-And her friend Mayy isn't bad either.
-You think I got a shot?
-Good luck.
8) -Dude, Oh My GOOOD! I went to this arabic wedding yesterday!
-And?
-I'm never eating McDonald's again!!
9) See audio on top left of page
287👍 1054👎
1) Lebanon is the most beautiful country in the world. Many call it the Europe of the Middle-East. It is the only place I know where you can go skiing and swim in a real beach on the same day.
Sadly, there have been many religious and ethnic wars which have destroyed the country over and over. But, we always end up rebuilding it to be more beautiful than ever.
2) Lebanese are always capable of knowing each other's origins for some reason.
3)Our women always fight over who should wash the dishes while the men discuss politics.
4) We are the inventors of Frarabic (French Arabic), which I also like to call French Tourettes. Sometimes, when you can't find a word in arabic, you involuntarily replace it with a French word (Sometimes English) while replacing the "P" sounds with "B" sounds.
5) Overly polite amogst each other, not always polite amogst others.
6) It takes us about an hour to say good-bye (Applies to all arabs)
7) Our women have natural beauty. Despite their hairy bodies, they wax often so it does not show.
8) Ever try Kibbi Nayi, Tabbouleh, Fattoush or Hommous? If you did, you would swear off all fast food forever.
9) God save Lebanon!
1) Bob: Wow! Have you ever been to Lebanon?
Joe: Nope.
Bob: Oh my freaking God! It's AMAZING!
2) Tarek: Inta min il loubnen?
Fadi: Kif 3rifit?
Translation: Tarek: You're lebanese?
Fadi: How'd u know?
3)Leila: A3teeni sa7nik, yalla
Lilian: Mish ma32ooli inti! Inti a3teeni sa7nik
Leila: Yalla, inti bi bayti, a3teeni sa7nik 7abibti!
*And so on and so forth
Translation: Leila: Come on, give me your plate!
Lilian: I can't believe you! You give me your plate!
Leila: Come on, you're in my house, give me your plate honey!
4) Ghassan: Wa2afni il Bolice mbara7.
Jiryis: Lezzim tintibhi aktar.
Ghassan: Akhad il Auto taba3i kamen!
5) Sans definition
6) -O.K. Bye!
-Bye say hi to your wife!
-Ok you say hi to yours!
-Make sure you come back soon
-You should come to our house sometime
-Incha allah!
-And bring your kids, too!
-Of course. How old is your son again?
-Oh, he's turning fifteen soon.
-Wow he's becoming a man
*Three hours later*
-No way! I thought he was dead!
-No he's still alive, but he's in the hospital.
-O.K., I think I need to get going now!
-All right, see you!
-See you!
(Talk trash about each other once door closes)
7) -Have you seen Rita?
-Wow!
-And her friend Mayy isn't bad either.
-You think I got a shot?
-Good luck.
8) -Dude, Oh My GOOOD! I went to this arabic wedding yesterday!
-And?
-I'm never eating McDonald's again!!
9) See audio on top left of page
1034👍 4568👎
Cool place, nice climate, very good food, gorgeous women, beautiful churches and cathedrals... the best wine in the universe!!
Lebanon is in the middle east bordering israel and syria, and hopefully soon it should become a european state.
691👍 3061👎