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A good shit with a very good view.
I had some level 3 shits while camping.
A good shit where you ate garlic bread.
I've only taken a level 10 shit once. I'm usually not allowed to take food into the bathroom.
A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.
They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.
A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.
I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.
When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.
"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"