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A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.
You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.
A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.
They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.
A good shit where you saw another human.
I had a level 6 shit when I accidentally left the bathroom door open one time.
A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.
I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.
When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.
"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"