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A Lewis is abnormally funny, cute, level minded, sexy and great at checkers. A Lewis is a very rare creature, usually found deep in busy cities. They prefer to come out at night, and can usually be lured in with offers of cheap alcohol.
Hunter 1, 'hey let catch ourselves a lewis tonight'
Hunter 2, 'Great lets start $1 beers'
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Modern Day Satan. The embodiment of evil and a boy with a destructive nature.
He is his own worst enemy although he realises and accepts this.
He is not a particular danger to anyone, but being around him can be draining. Expect one word answers and death stares.
There is no redemption for him. He's evil and that's the way it is.
A man of science and logic. He doesn't need to fight to harm people, as his words are deadlier than any other weapon he may choose.
Everyone thinks that he can change, or that he isn't as bad as he seems. But they'd be very wrong.
Never lie, or try to deceive a Lewis.
Because he is the ultimate deceiver. He doesn't want to gain anything from his actions, but he will care for people if they need it.
Evil does not mean Inhuman.
Person 1 - "Who's that talking to that person over there?"
Person 2 - "What the hell?! It's Lewis!"
Person 3 - "Isn't he...evil?"
Person 4 - "No. They were crying and he went to console them."
Person 1, 2 and 3 - "What?!?!"
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One who neglects to complete anything within a given time-frame and puts energy into frustrating others instead of where it belongs: math homework.
Person 1: I haven't done any math homework the entire year. Can I finish it in one weekend?
Person 2: Maybe...
Person 1: How about in one hour after 47 hours of video games?
Person 2: You're such a Lewis
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Lewis is the best boy you will ever meet ! He’s always there for you when you need him the most ! He’s full of sweetness , friendship, passion and kindness . He’s a blessing sent from god. And if you get the the chance to meet him you should be lucky because other people won’t ! Just remember he’s the best man you will ever find
Isabella : wow your lucky to have Lewis
Paige : I know right
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A British speaking, nocturnal penguin who's obsessed with buying kneecaps from his friends or really anyone who's willing to give up their kneecaps. If he really loves you, he will give you a pebble. If a Lewis gives you a pebble, hold on to him forever and give him all the tea and Ramen you can. And make sure you nickname him LewLew because he really loves that.
"OMG! He just gave me a pebble!"
"He must be a Lewis. You better start buying tea and prepare to say goodbye to your kneecaps."
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Someone who has a Huge fucking cock
Joe: Wow is that Lewis?
Sarah: yeah he has a huge cock
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