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I'm going to break down the action known as the liberty bell in a few simple steps.
Step 1 - You must first forcefully push feces from your rectum until it reaches the danger point, when the turd is ready to fall but hasn't yet.
Step 2 - Once the "danger point" has been reached you can slowly carry the dangling shit on your ass to it's destination point, be careful though the feces is very fragile and may fall easily.
Step 3 - Once the feces has reached the required destination you can begin preforming the act, you will need to have a female. Now read carefully, this female MUST be under the influence, no normal human would attempt this act without being really...and I mean really fucked up.
Step 4 - Once you have the intoxicated female placed on a bed with her mouth opened wide you can begin to lower the feces into her mouth, be careful not to lower it to far or you may cause her to gag or swallow your feces.
Step 5 - When the feces has penetrated the lip level you can begin swinging your ass in circles, this will cause the feces to beat rapidly off the walls of the females mouth.
Congradulations - If you have made it this far you have offically performed the "liberty bell"
"Well I was gonna give the bitch a liberty bell but I went to far past the danger zone and the ho choked on my shit."
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When a woman has children and her figure goes from hourglass to liberty bell shaped.
A woman who's body shape changes after giving birth, the baby weight a woman can't shed after childbirth.
Have you seen Jessica since high school? She went from hourglass to liberty bell shaped ever since she had two kids!
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when a dude takes a dump SO large that it comes back up outta' the toilet ball and hits his balls
meagan, "Man, what took you so long in there?"
Unky Brad, "Whoa! Dude! I was just ringing the liberty bell!"
meagan, "Did you at least take a picture?"
Unky Brad, "Na, but I didn't flush"
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When a man spreads his legs while standing to unstick his balls from either leg and then swings his nuts from side to side slapping his thighs with them. Juat like the inside of the liberty bell
Hear that slapping, im doing the liberty bell!!
When you flick the very tip of a man’s penis
To wake my sober Daniel up , I liberty belled him