The Library

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull it out and stick it in her ass. When she starts to make noise or say it hurts, you lean over and cup her mouth while whispering "Shhhhh" in her ear.

When you've lost all interest in fucking a girl..it's time to go to The Library.

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Libraried

v. used as a verb to add increased credence to words like archived and cataloged when trying to relay the importance, or priority of the action.

The data should be libraried for later retrieval/access

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library

the bathroom (because its where people have time to read)

im going to the library.

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library

Where millenials go to have sex

Hey girl lets go to the library

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library

It's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

"What's a library, dad?

Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside."

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library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

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Library

A place where you have to bang chicks quietly.

Her: My place or yours?
Me: How about the library? We could read a book afterwards.
Her: Nah.

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