literature

Poop that is retarded that people think is safisticated, yet its just fake boring poop!

Peacock read the piece of literature and was a trad.

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AP Literature

AP Literature and Composition is an Advanced Placement course. It often includes soul-crushing realizations and suicidal tendencies.

John: Did you do your AP Literature essay?
Zack: Nah man, We're all gonna die anyway.

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literature club

CREEPY ASS SHIT

hey can u come to my literature club

you. HOLY SHIT NIGGA GO AWAY

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Brown Literature

- The small collection of books kept exclusively for reading on the can. (can also include magazines, newspapers and catalogues)
- The process of being so involved in a book that when you really do need to go... said book comes with you and henceforth becomes brown literature.

X:"Goddamn that was one long Sh*t I could have read the bible in there"
Y:"Sounds like you need some brown literature in there dude"

Gentlemen's Literature

1) Literature tending to the needs of a gentleman, at such times when one is often alone. Essential reading for the cultured gent.
2) Dirty titty mags for dirty manslags.

"I say Terrance, lovely collection of gentlemen's literature you have here!"
"Why thank you, Horace. It is a hobby of mine."
"I don't mean to be overtly suggestive, old chap, but this one is sticky!"
"Yes, it is a favourite of mine!"
"Oh my, Terrance, you dirty wanker!"
"Give us a kiss."

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AP literature

The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.

“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos

“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama

Literature Club

The totally normal club with cute girls that your childhood best friend bribes you to join with cupcakes. Makes your heartbeat go doki doki while writing fire poems.

Childhood bestfriend: Hey join the literature club
Main Character: No
CHBF: One of the members made cupcakes
MC: shit im in