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when a man's load lands under the wasteband of his pants and dries, thus acting as an upholding force to the trousers, hence the term "beltbuckle".
wheres my belt? Ah fuck it, i'll just let my load land hear and shazaam, i got a Lithuanian beltbuckle.
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The act of forcibly feeding a person to such an extent, that excretion is inevitable. The catch, however, is that prior to them defacating, you force their face upon their own rectum thus enabling them to consume their own feces. The Lithuanian doughnut is essentially a solo human centipede.
“Yo ur bacc ok fam?”
“Im in pain, but I really don’t mind. The Lithuanian doughnut was a worthwhile treat!”
Noun; When a native Lithuanian woman is doing “polishing Ye olde shaft” for one of the “Big Ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. The woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.
Ex. Jimbo: Hey did you just see that Lithuanian Ostrich speed by??
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...
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female version of dutch rutter. Another person controlling a female's masturbatory pace by moving her hand for her.
Although rare and elusive the Lithuanian beaver can be found near bushes of all shapes and sizes.
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The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.
I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.
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A ancient Lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted homosexuals and string them up by their ass hair on the highest tree in the village. Then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die.
The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(
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To engage in sexual intercourse with the armpit of another who has shaved within one to two days prior. The resulting short hairs resemble sandpaper.
She gave me a Lithuanian Sandpaper last night, awesome.
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