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An innocent cartoon show about ponies made for a target audience of six-year-olds. Older men between the ages of 12 and 40 will make it in to strange pornography and then jerk off to their self-made porn with no end. These "Bronies" will use the defense " you can't judge it because you have never watched the show" but what they don't realize is we're not hating the show, were horrified at the fucked-up shit you do with it.
Jerry- *Walks in on Tom drawing My Little Pony pornography*
Jerry- WHAT THE FUCK TOM
Tom- You can't judge the show till you watch it fag!
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my little pony is a beautiful show that teaches you so much about human right, for example, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic S1 E9 "Bridle Gossip" tells about ponys being scared of a zebra. and twilight tells that its something she was born with, much like black people. and that's only one episode
"dude, you watch My Little Pony?" "uh yeah" "bro that's for children" "no it's not its actually really deep"
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An awesome song from the kick ass movie "Ghost Ship". This song is sung by John Frizzell/Gabriel Mann. Its the awesomest song you'll ever hear in a movie.
Silent in my sanity I live safe inside my cell in the darkness that surrounds me I see my own special Hell comfort in my sovereign feeling warm inside this pain before I was coming down on me I come on down again.......-My Little Box
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1.) (n) - a term reffering to a weapon that one owns; usually a gun
2.) (n) - a term reffering to a mans dick
Say ello to my lil friend!
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My little knifey is the best thing ever and is used to kill tiny ants
-by Yi
Bobby: Dude what’s My Little Knifey
Timmy: Bro it’s used for killing tiny ants
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A self-created sex video that you hope will go viral; used with satiric reference to the "My Little Pony" Hasbro toy franchise
"Chris and me shot a My Little Porny last night that was off-the-hook sick."
"We're getting some mad props for the My Little Porny I posted."
"Hey, girl, you all should watch My Little Porny - it shows what I can do."
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I am beyond blessed to have such an special sister, i’ll do anything for her but dont ever wanna see her hurt, She is everything I could ask for, seeing her happy makes my soul happy, so please take care of yourself and be safe.. But what is important is that it’s time to party!!! and make your birthday enjoyable, so eat less of cake and coffee, dates and dance with your cats and sing with the sun and walk with the cars beside the beach, I wish we get to watch endless movies together:( but most importantly I hope your day will be fantastic, and amen that the year ahead gets better.. I’m sending you all my love, thank you for being the kindest human being ever, and I’ll never get over how gorgeous you are wifey mashallah.. everything in you is just so pure.. I wanna give you the biggest hug ever!!!! Try to enjoy your day in the hospital love, I love you more than you know, and everything💜💜💜💜..
-your wife..
My little angel