Llama

A get-together similar to a party, only really chill, and the guests are comprised of socially awkward people. Llama's tend to take place on a Friday night, in one small room, last for hours and hours, and end on a really awkward note (Like watching "Confessions of a Porn Addict")
Often, a Llama will begin with a larger amount of people (7-10), but slowly drop off as the night progresses.

Jonathan "Hey, I feel like a wall-flower tonight. I don't want to go to a party."
Sarah "Then don't. I'm having a llama tonight, come to that instead."
Jonathan "Okay. Who's coming?"
Sarah "So far? Me and you."
Jonathan "Cool."

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Llama

Verb: The act of hocking a loogie that is combination of of semen and phlegm anywhere on to your partners body. Must be accompanied by a nasty hocking noise to be most appropriate. It is closely related to snowballing.

"My date was going great - I got a blowjob - I came - I thought it was swallowed - but then the son-of-a-bitch llama'ed me!"

snowballing loogie llama llamad

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Llama

To pee, whilst standing upon an elevated surface.

I just Llama'd all over my desk, fuck!

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Llama

The South American beast-of-burden renowned for its fine wool and hairlip. A defeated Llama yields 2000 gold pieces and 150 experience points.

Ryan used the Llama's spit as lubricant because his peruvian escort had a dry cooter.

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Llama

Short for alma mater

Oh, Butler University? That’s my llama

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Llama

1) (adj) A combination of cute, awkward, and funny (emphasis on cute). Someone who possesses this quality is usually prone to crushes.

"Clarence is so llama! He's so shy but he's such a cutie..."

"Oh goodness i knowwwwwwwwww, i could just eat him with a spoon!"

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Llama

A somewhat fuzzy animal alike to a camel ( but much fuzzier)

I saw a camel today but then the guy next to me said it was a Llama

Llama's are COOOOL

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