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loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

110๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


loch ness monster

A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)

"Babe, call the news...i've spotted the loch ness monster swimming in our toilet..."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loch Ness Monster

An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.

The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.

I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.

Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?

by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate Loch-Ness

When one completes a bowel movement that is of such a length that one end extends above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl resembling the ubiquitous grainy photo of the mythical Scottish Leviathan.

I just ate 90 chicken wings. I bet you twenty dollars that tomorrow's morning dump will be a chocolate Loch-Ness.

by shitty wizard February 27, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


loch ness

The name given to every other man's penis.

I don't care if your dick is the size of Loch Ness. If I haven't seen it, it ain't there.

by sukebe November 19, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


loch ness monster

My Step-Dad and Step-Brother's Penis'.

The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God

Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"

by Zak Hill May 7, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is a winged creature that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.

Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.

Often referred to as 'nessy'.

Loch Ness Monster, Scotland

by nessy2 March 5, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž