Random
Source Code

Lofty the fantasist

A person by that name who On a daily basis gets up to begin there daily routine of Being a fantasist and thinking everything they say is true but in reality it’s all a fantasy in there little warped mind

Oh dear lofty the fantasist is at it again trying to make people believe his fantasy stories

by Martin M June 26, 2022


Lofty

Lofty-

'A Lofty' in the sex industry, is where a person will position their naked self over an open loft hatch, with their rump and tackle hanging down into the room below. This is popularly achieved with the aid of an inflatable ring, to make the overall act more comfortable.

From beneath, men and women will use an array of sensual techniques to tease and pleasure the loftee.

Feathers, whips, food, sex toys, tattoo guns, castration equipment, suspensfull jaws music and fire are a handful of Lofty sensual techniques,

As well as a good old fashioned noshing off.

The lucky soul with their head in the loft will be experiencing great excitement, anticipation and immense pleasure, sometimes achieved through pain and ultimately achieving a 'Fibre Glass Euphoria': a term coined by modern day Lofty enthusiasts.

Hey guys, I have Terrance the postman over tonight and he's keen for a Lofty. If anyone would care to join in, I'll be laying down a tarp, so don't be affraid to get weird. I've baked a chocolate gateau.

by Milk69Milky October 5, 2021


Lofty

A dusty ass nigga who's broke with no hoes and wears the same green shirt everyday

Damn Lofty, how many times you goin wear that shit

by Flames_101 March 14, 2017


Lofty

The type of guy who is very dusty and gets no females whatsoever. He has no offers and always wears the same green shirt, tragic.

Damn Lofty, the green shirt again

by Flames_101 March 15, 2017


Lofty

Little dwarf hale boy called riz that is a gun boxer

Take a look at the lofty over there

by Yungrat69 December 1, 2019


Lofty

A stupid or unintelligent person.

Oh man that guy is lofty

“I feel bad for him”

by Oscargee’s dad June 13, 2023