When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.
Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.
When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"
your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.
Texas log splitter is shitting through a thong
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When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!
Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
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Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.
I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.
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A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.
I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!
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A sexual practice performed by coating your hands in lube, placing them together with palms touching and fingers straight, then inserting them into a womenβs vagina. Then pushing your erect penis between your palms mimicking a log splitter.
She was so loose I had to use the St. Louis Log Splitter just to feel something.