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When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.
Mark and Mary spent a lazy evening love loitering eachother, while facebooking and checking emails.
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The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.
Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.
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Group of people usually middle age men that hang out in front of convenience stores blocking the entrance and cursing to each other and stare at every car that pulls up most of these losers are either county workers or appear to be homeless.
Please get out of my way so I can enter I don't work for the county so I gotta go Wawa loiterers
A dice roll in a Dungeons and Dragons game percipitated by the lack of any sort of productive action (generally during a non-combat roll playing scene)in which a D-20 is rolled and the score added to the charachters charisma modifier. The resulting score determines the nature of a seemingly random event to be experienced by the character. The exact nature of the event, and the range of the scores corilation to its outcome is generally at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master). Generally the following guideline is used.
1 Something very very bad happens.
2-7 Something bad happens.
8-15 Nothing happens.
16-19 Something good happens.
20 Something very good happens.
21+ Something insanely good happens.
Example 1.
DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?
Player: I go to the local tavern and get drunk.
DM: Roll me a loitering check.
Player: 1
DM: A great wyrm red dragon rips the roof off of the tavern that your sitting in, reaches down, picks you up, looks at you for a second, and then decides that you are the perfect snack, tosses you up in the air, catches you in her mouth, and swallows you whole. You suddenly find yourself standing on the banks of the river stycks faced by the god of the underworld... and he doesn't look happy.
Example 2
DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?
Player: I find the local tavern and go get drunk.
DM: Roll me a loitering check
Player: 23
DM: A man walks up to you and hands you a sword, says nothing, and then turns and walks away suddenly vanishing in a brilliant flash of light. When you look at the sword, you instanly recognize it as the fabled sword of destiny, which as legend has it, is capable of changing the very course of destiny itself.
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Typically older men and women that hangout by the trash cans at Wawa convenience stores. They are often seen wearing Harley Davidson jackets, but there will not be a single motorcycle in the parking lot. They will often stare at you as you walk up to put your trash away. If they aren't blasting music at 6:00am while you're trying to get coffee, they're standing out there around lunch time eyeing you up as you eat in your car. They're losers.
I went down to the Wawa and I didn't want to get out of my car because of all the wawa loiterers hanging around the trash can
This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.
Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.
Person who stays on or checks Facebook all day via computer or handheld device and likes and comments everything he sees on his News Feed.
Dude 1: Dude, if you go down my news feed and look at everyones status, John has liked and commented almost like 80% of everything on it.
Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.
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