lom

A term originating in the small town of Eden Falls (population: dwindling) to mean any conspiracy, but the "modern" variant in the new (much smaller) town of Eden Falls II is anything and everything.

"LOM kicked the baby!"
"Stop LOMming with each other!"
"LOM me harder, baby! Yeah!"
"Oh, it's already been LOM!"
"LOM you, mother-LOMmer!"
"You want something to LOM with your burger?"
"Let's all go the LOMmy..."

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LOM Syndrome

Condition afflicting certain pop songs, the lyrics of which clearly show that the author penned the first verse and bridge effortlessly, and then got badly stuck on the second verse. Named for the song 'Life on Mars' by David Bowie.

"I really like that 'No-One Knows' by Queens of the Stone Age."

"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."

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Vom-a-lom

When someone tells a joke thats funny yet gross and makes you gag a little bit when its said!

hahahahaaha *gag* thats a vom-a-lom!

bib lom klin

A phrase with no certain meaning used either by drunk people or people who don't know what to say.

A: How much beer did you drink, dude?
B: nit... nothing
A: And marijuana?
B: bib lom klin

4-LOM

Noun: A background character from Star Wars X: The Empire Strikes Back. He was a bounty hunter who orrigionally was a protocal droid who over-rided his own programing to become more independent. He, along with many other bounty hunters, was hired by Darth Vader to capture Luke Skywalker. He was an active bounty hunter working with the bounty hunters guild durring the galactic civil war.

Darth Vader hired many bouty hunters to capture Luke Skywalker and his rebel allies. One of these bounty hunters went by the name 4-LOM.

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Lom lavender

A creep who disables you iPad and is an E-racist

Damn that guy thinks defaults can have skins he is such an E-racist or a lom lavender

Creamy Lom

Someone who believes they are a sigma rizz lord. A creamy lom can be identified by constantly gooning until a climax, mostly resorting in a wave of super splurge.

Corge: hey Creamy Lom
Creamy Lom: erm what the sigma, I can cleanly tell you havnt been gooning.
Corge: I hope you get touched.