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Loobs

When a girl has large breasts and her friend or significant other asks why said girl doesn't like to run, jump, dance, etc in one word, or said girl decides to only use one word. The word "Loobs" is a combination of "laziness" and "boobs", as in the girl is lazy and her boobs are too large, or too large and a combination of some other thing which causes the large boobs to be a set back; a blessing and a curse.

Marshall: Gianna, babe, why don't you run? Like ever? The only time I've ever seen you run is to food or away from bugs!
Gianna: I just can't run.
Marshall: Sure, but WHY?!?! FUCKING WHY?!?! Explain it to me!
Gianna: One word. Loobs.
Marshall: What is "Loobs"?
Gianna: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Fangirl Tralalalala December 15, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


loob

to call someone a loob is to call them a loser noob
hence the word "loob"

you're such a loob.

by jumpshot_sweetie August 1, 2009

6πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


spoogie loob

when u ejaculate into a persons nostrils then they re summon it by turning it into a loogie and spitting it back onto the penis as a lubricant

girl: i ran out of spit so i had to use "spoogie loob"

by holy sh*t June 25, 2010

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Holi Boob Loob

1. Cooler way of saying holy moly.

2. If you're in church, you want to say Omigod.
But you want to say holi boob loob to a woman that walks by you and you're taken off guard.

Michael: Shit Butch said holi boob loob to that sexy fox.

Brandon233: Holi Boob loob.
Where over at that bar?
Now f**** now I'm saying it!

by Raven Bishop December 18, 2011

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Loob

A fool. Clown. Silly goose, if you will. A loob is someone whose brain is so smooth it’s embarrassing.

what did he sayyyy??! I didn’t know he was a f***ing Loob.

by ti-nvm December 3, 2020


Loob

1337 h4x0r’s and k3wl t33n@g3r's spelling of lube, because spelling it right is lame, dOOd

Loob boy! Get over here and spritz my vag!

by Mouse and Whatever...man October 18, 2018


Loobs

Lizzo's boobs

Damn she got some nice loobs!

by invasion of an asian June 11, 2020