When a girl has large breasts and her friend or significant other asks why said girl doesn't like to run, jump, dance, etc in one word, or said girl decides to only use one word. The word "Loobs" is a combination of "laziness" and "boobs", as in the girl is lazy and her boobs are too large, or too large and a combination of some other thing which causes the large boobs to be a set back; a blessing and a curse.
Marshall: Gianna, babe, why don't you run? Like ever? The only time I've ever seen you run is to food or away from bugs!
Gianna: I just can't run.
Marshall: Sure, but WHY?!?! FUCKING WHY?!?! Explain it to me!
Gianna: One word. Loobs.
Marshall: What is "Loobs"?
Gianna: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
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to call someone a loob is to call them a loser noob
hence the word "loob"
you're such a loob.
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when u ejaculate into a persons nostrils then they re summon it by turning it into a loogie and spitting it back onto the penis as a lubricant
girl: i ran out of spit so i had to use "spoogie loob"
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1. Cooler way of saying holy moly.
2. If you're in church, you want to say Omigod.
But you want to say holi boob loob to a woman that walks by you and you're taken off guard.
Michael: Shit Butch said holi boob loob to that sexy fox.
Brandon233: Holi Boob loob.
Where over at that bar?
Now f**** now I'm saying it!
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A fool. Clown. Silly goose, if you will. A loob is someone whose brain is so smooth itβs embarrassing.
what did he sayyyy??! I didnβt know he was a f***ing Loob.
1337 h4x0rβs and k3wl t33n@g3r's spelling of lube, because spelling it right is lame, dOOd
Loob boy! Get over here and spritz my vag!