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A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.
Why is Pork Scotch looking more miserable than usual?
He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.
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A place two streets down where Pork Scotch's cones are hidden from him. This lorry never seems to move and neither does the stolen cone.
PORK SCOTCH: Where's my cone? I bet a bloody nigger's stolen it. Wait. What's that on the back of the Maltby Lorry? It's my cone! Who put it there?
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A person who apologises for who they are.
A generally good person, who constantly doubts them self.
Someone who apologises even when they’re not in the wrong.
“Listen Amanda, you have every right to be at the party. Don’t be such a sorry lorry.”
“I took a took a trip to London and noticed that everyone says sorry even if they’re the one who gets bumped into. What a bunch of Sorry Lorrys.”
“I made you a cake...Sorry if I’m being a ‘Sorry Lorry’ but you probably think I’m silly for making it... plus I forgot that your favourite colour is blue. I’m sorry”
The act of rising your arms proud above your head whilst receiving a blow-job, without raising suspicion from your partner.
<Parody of the cute animal slow lorris getting tickled (popular youtube viral video)>
Mike "Dude, I totally got a blow lorris last night!"
Jason "niiice. *high five*"
name for a garbage or rubbish truck in the united kingdom. they come down your street and noisly pick up your rubbish.
hey look there..a bin lorrie is coming down the road
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A dirty Lorrie is a salacious goddess, whose hypnotic gaze seduces one into a scandalous rendezvous.
"I swear that girl is a 'dirty Lorrie'!"
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