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Typically found in South Texas, the Lounge Latino can be identified by their overgelled black spiked hair, black button down dress shirt with some subtle design throughout, a pair of $250 jeas and black pointy shoes. They tend to travel in groups of 4-6 identically dressed Lounge Latinos, and can be spotted at 'ultra lounges' during weeknights sipping $12 vodka redbulls and not hitting on girls (ironically picking up girls is the whole reason for going out to begin with).
If you are approached by a pack of Lounge Latinos don't be alarmed, they're typically harmless and respond positively to rounds of starfuckers or pink panty droppers. Women should be on high alert however, as the candy shots will build up in the Lounge Latino's system throughout the night and result in an unfounded burst of sexual confidence
Lounge Latino (noun)
"Orale! Let's get dressed all pretty and go to that new ultra lounge next to the whataburger under the train tracks off the IH-10 access road. We can drink starfuckers by the bar and not get laid"
"Tambien, can I borrow some of your pomade? I ran out doing my fauxhawk"
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is the refusal to get dressed immediately after a shower in order to extend naked time. Usually spent lying on your bed either applying lotion, doing nothing or masturbating just because you damn like it.
I took great pics of myself during naked lounging.
Naked lounging is great! I love the way my junk air dries!!
I pluck the hair from my balls during naked lounging.
I always do a pussy check in the mirror when I naked lounge.
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An exclusive club (guarded by a burly bouncer w/a red velvet rope) just for teachers. Characterized by smooth almost erotic jazz, dim lighting, lingering cigarette smoke, posh lounge furniture, and the smell of opium smoke and pencil shavings.
Patrons of this lounge will typically be smoking joints, downing hard liquor, snorting cocaine or participating in some kind of orgy/rave.
1) The bouncer wouldn't let young Billy into the Teacher's Lounge.
2) Mr. Smith looked stoned after he emerged from the Teacher's Lounge.
3) Teacher: "Aw shit! I left my coke in the Teacher's Lounge!"
Student: "What?! You've got cocaine in there?! I want to go!"
Teacher: "No students allowed!"
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A lounge located on the third floor of holy angles, maily occupied by addictive chewers and tobacco goers. Grizzly is sported often. Pools of saliva cover the floors and it smells of strong fragrence.
I want to go throw a monster in, in the Bear Lounge
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(LUNG•la•OWUNGE)n. a common place that people congregate for smoke breaks.
BOSS: Smith! Where is your supervisor?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?
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A place where larger woman dance very dirty, for, usually smaller, mens entertainment. These woman are confident and have no problem being large.
Guy1: Hey dude where are you going out tonight?
Guy2: I'm going to te Butterfly Lounge to find myself a big lady!
Guy1: Oh I'm going! I love big ladies dancing!
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A ladies-man that frequents night spots where drinks are served. May be part of the live music set, but usually the lizard is at the bar chatting up rich women. Most often seen in a suit that was a fashion statement in the 80s.
I was a venture capitalist by day and a lounge lizard by night, before I settled down with one of my conquests.
Leisure Suit Larry is a computer game lounge lizard.
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