Lois

A Lois is an AMAZING, friend who is always there for you. A Lois is the best friend you could ever wish for! She is a nice, caring, funny and loyal friend who will never let you down!

1: Who's that?
2: Must be a lois

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lois

a super sexy beast who supersexybeastness is too much for any guy to handle.

in other words, they don't know what to do around her so they become unintelligible with their words.

OMG, look at her, she's totally a Lois, YO!

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Lois

Possibly derived from Greek λωίων (loion) meaning "more desirable" or "better". Lois is mentioned in the New Testament as the mother of Eunice and the grandmother of Timothy. As an English name, it came into use after the Protestant Reformation.

However, in our time, people named Lois are usually small and have curly hair. This type of homosapien can generally be found in northern England, near Manchester. Loises' attitudes are typically characterised by :

1. An excessive use of raccoon memes to respond to your messages.
2. Responding with 'that's what she said' even in a serious situation.
3. Do not, and I'm serious when I say this, do not get Lois angry. See, these people are quite mysterious: they act normally with everyone but you have no idea whether they hate/love/adore/detest you or not. Stay on the safer side and just be nice. Loises have a short temper.

Note: Lois is also the name of Peter Griffin's wife in the 'Family Guy' (pictured below).

Friend: Look Lois I've been feeling a bit sad lately.
Lois: Omg are you okay? What happened.
Friend: I lost my whole family died in a crash yesterday and I just got expelled from school. This is too much to handle at once.
Lois: *Chuckles* That's what she said.
Friend: You absolute monster. Go to hell.
Lois: The fuck did you just say to me you little shit.
Friend: * Understands that this is a death threat* Sorry Lois. It won't happen again.
Lois: That's what I thought, now bugger off before I squish you like a pancake.

Lois

A Hilariously funny Girl, with a great sense of Humor, Beautiful, Amazing eyes, and an Irresistable power No boycan refuse. Will make a great Comedian in Life.

Wow Lois, You are so funny.... marry me? loool :)

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LOIS

Hi its Lois, im beautiful

Lois is beautiful

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Loy

A very imaginative female who is a great artist and Love amine. A personality to die for and treats all friends like gifts. Loy is a female that has a hard time with relationships but takes guys with a grain of salt and always knows what she wants.

Beauty and Brains make others jealous and girls mean to a Loy for this reason.

Wow! With Beauty and Brains she must be a LOY.

I wish I was Loy she seems to have it all.

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Lois

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is kind considerate the best friend a friend could ever have. We are so lucky to have her in our lives. I love you idiot

Everyone: OMG it’s Lois. I’d love to be friends woth her.

Her friends: yeah she’s great

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