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Your average vietnamese guy who starts leadership at a young age, is multi talented and is an expert communist leader. Is likely a saxophonist and is a master at computering.
Thats what we call a Khai Luan in Vietnam, they’ll fuck up anyone you gets in the way.
The Luan Methdod- A method to help shifting realities. Here’s how you do it!
1- Drink lots of water.
2- Eat something.
3- Have a shower if preferred.
4- Lay in a comfy position.
5- Think about the people in your desired reality and what they look or sound like.
6- Think of the stuff you will do there.
7- you will feel tingles.
8- Repeat affirmations (I am.. I am..)
9- After some time you will feel the room spinning or you will feel light, like your floating.
10- When you are sure of the symptoms, think fo your desired reality bedroom.
11- Count to 100.
12- Sleep.
The Luan Method helps me shift!
a "dirty Luan" is when a person gets ratio-ed by a image of Barack Obama.
Tom: Did you see what happend to that kid over there?
Zach: no, what happend?
Tom: he got ratio-ed by a picture of Obama!
Zach: Wow, they really are a dirty Luan.
A really hot and amazing person who can’t whisper. She is kinda mentally ill and definitely queer. She also has a really hot girlfriend.
Girl: omg I fell in love
Her friend: It’s Luane right?
Luane is the best person in the world. She’s amazing, talented, brilliant, creative, funny, and is the best person you’ll ever meet.
“Hey, what do you think of Luane?”
“She is literally the best.”
The most beautiful girl in this world!
- oh, look, it’s Luane, she’s stunning
- I’ve met a girl, she was the most beautiful girl in this world. Her name was Luane