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When you constantly fuck your adoptive mother in the ass while eating buffalo wild wings and watching my little pony
Yeah i pulled a dirty Lucille last nigh
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What u call your boyfriend when he dyes his bush red.
"Your balls are so red.... they look like Lucille Ball's head.
You have Lucille Balls............"
"Conan O'brien's drapes match the carpet"
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A gal that has multiple orgasm so intense that sometimes she faints after her final climax.
After writhing about and hollering like a wild animal she suddenly fell limp and lay silent beneath me. I became concerned because I didn't know if I'd fucked Lucille dead, or just unconscious.
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Do you know a lizzie hake?
I imagine she has hazel eyes with lions mane hair! Fading freckles and tiny lips:) an EXTREMELY long tounge. ( not from experience ). She also will win every burping contest. Plays sports ( not the running kind ). Communicates with hand motion and facial expressions. She will make you laugh without even saying anything. She may be tall... ish. Gets all the guys. Or girls. Very sarcastic. Popular but hates popular people. And lives off of junk food. Don’t let your lizzie slip away!!!!
i Lost lizzie Lucille hake:( I’ll never find another one
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The hottest, chillest, kindest and smartest girl in the world don’t be jealous.
Lucile is every men dream.
Mens are jealous of the one she chooses.
A Lucile will never let you down.
Lucile is perfection, she’s a Saint and a bad bitch
Lucile is a wonderful person that eats sausage every day after school. Useful for FaceTimes, entertaining, funny(by moments), short, small waist, attractive(very very). Answers fast to messages. A little touchy , bipolar (by moments(at that time of the month)), is scared of a little bit of everything, especially horse heads. Doesn’t like compliments (depends on the person). Traumatized by Nazis. !!Doesn’t like calls by absolutely love affection!!
Person: “Hey Lucile you got a sixhead!”
Lucile: *pulls out a knife and kill person*
A very nice person, they have very nice eyes and blonde hair they are very sweet,funny, and intelligent if you ever meet a lucile you are very lucky they are a amazing person