Coating the male penis in milk and honey, then proceeding to insert it into a tree
“Me and the guys are going to go lumbing in the woods this weekend”
When an individual finds themselves anally skewered on the erect penis of an extremely well blessed, handsome bloke. Historically this term originated as cockney rhyming slang for being 'bummed' but in reality it's far more painful.
If one finds themselves so stuffed with penis to the extent they are vomiting the perpetrators ejaculat.... they're likely to have been 'Bradleigh Lumbed'
(L)aughed(U)nder(M)y(B)reath. Text speak, it was funny, but not that funny.
LUMB< It's text speak, sentence is irrelevant.
Girl 1: i think i just shit my pants omg that’s so embarrassing
Girl 2: lumbbbbb
A female known for taking part in ungodly activities (a slag or prostitute)
'You're such a lumb' - 'That girl over there is a lumb'