Lund

Lund (lʌnd) n.
1. a city in SW Sweden, just north-east of Malmö; population 107,351 (2008). Its university was founded in 1666.
2. a common term for a person of low general intelligence, a person notably stupid or lacking in judgement;
3. a person who lacks the capacity to develop beyond the mental age of a nine-year-old;
4. an overly annoying and abrasive individual; one who exhibits an irritating quality akin to having a wart on one's cock

"Did you hear about John?"
"No"
"He's in the hospital - tried to iron a shirt while he was wearing it"
"He's such a lund!"

"You've given it to that lund to do? You've more chance of getting a blow job from the pope"

"Have you been eating cripple biscuits? Christ, you're such a lund"

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Lund

A lund is a person of typically sub-average intellect who looks like a little but like a llama. A Lund almost always the prefix, "How to be..." before a sentence.

James is so slow, he's a typical lund!

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lund

A mighty warrior, victim of penis envy.

When Lund enters the room, all the girls say, What a Dick!

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LUND

Limp Unused Noodely Dick. Bam.

Bertha broke up with her boyfriend because he had a major LUND.

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lund

a dick, cock, of a boy who's between 15-21

mujhee lund peena atha hai

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lund

Verb: The act of desecrating one's car, truck, or automobile by the following means:

Step 1: Remove rear seat.

Step 2: shit under back seat.

Step 3: take some of the shit and smear it on the windshield.

Step 4: urinate in the windshield wiper fluid reservoir.

Step 5: replace back seat and lock car shut.

"Dude we went out last night and pulled a lund on the douche!"

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lund

Also means sweater, usually of mixed material.

Is that a new lund?

Yeah, it's 50% cotton.

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