Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to βLungerβ the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.
Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to βLungerβ his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.
A word that can replace the words tight or cool. It can also be used to explain how hot a girl is.
That Hillary Duff is so Lunger.
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A particularly harmful cigarette. Unlike normal cigarettes, a black lunger is usually either unfiltered, or the cigarette is very harsh. Thus called because it's believed that, since they are worse for you than normal cigarettes, they blacken your lungs faster.
Person A: "Hey, I noticed you stopped smoking Marlboros."
Person B: "Yeah, I'm smokin' Lucky Strikes now. They're real black lungers."
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I unloaded a nut lunger on your mom's back last night that nearly hit her bald spot.
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A knife or shank used to stab someone.
βApparently he always carries a Lungerβ