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A place for high school "students" that cannot get into any other college. A "college" of "students" obsessed with comparing themselves to other small, private, selective, liberal arts colleges while coming up short in having...a retention rate of over 40%, facilities renovated since 1960, food that is edible, successful graduates, meaningful classes, etc. Go to this place if your rich parents can't buy your way into any other actual College (i.e. W&L, Elon, Roanoke, Wofford, Furman, Suwanee, Rhodes, Richmond, anywhere else).
Lynchburg Travel Brochure Preview:
At any time on the Lynchburg "College" campus you can find visiting high school seniors that were tricked into visiting and drunk "students" that were forced into coming after failing all junior and senior year classes.
Hey bro, why did you come to the 'Burg?
Oh, wait, what? you mean Lynchburg College. I got rejected from everywhere else.
But I hear this place is like 50 colleges that changes lives and stuff...so anyway you wanna go get blackout before convocation.
Yeah, that should be chill bro. I can finish my book report on Treasure Island later. I got 5 hours til class. I just gotta study for my final tomorrow. It's crossword and matching. Brutal bro.
Yeah, how can our lives change and stuff like when they make us study.
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when two people are 69ing and one of the 69ers pees in the other persons mouth.
i was 69ing this chick and i gave her a lynchburg lemonade.
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A school of maybe 2500-600 people. This "school" consists of many horrendous things, and believe me its not just my opinion. Food is God awful, hours to GET food are incredibly inconvenient. Nothing to do usually. Very limited choices in fun, you get drunk or you don't. When you go to the maybe, 6 or 7 places that actually have "parties" the campus security is right there to tell you to pour out your drink. Sigh. Sports are a joke, the lacrosse players just are the biggest douchebags I could ever imagine, who treat everyone like shit. people aren't generally very nice. People are very dumb here. Girls are really not that hot. Classes generally are too easy. Kicked out for smoking marijuana so make sure they don't catch you. So many people in my class left and I'm next in line to leave, to go to a REAL school.
Yeah and what that dude said, F**K dean furter.
Lynchburg College is really, really, really, really, really awful.
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Chill, expensive, shitty food and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the beloved christian school in central virginia. This love/hate relationship can be frustrating at times due to the lack of shit to do to the surprisingly easy communication with professors and administration. Smoking in the dorms to having to deal with fag-lax-bros on weekends, shitty food to cool down to earth people. The fear of finding a good job after graduation from Lynchburg College is ever present, however, alumnis are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.
You just have to experience it for yourself.
Lynchburg College:
*conversation taking place at the local wal mart in lynchburg*
Dude, you go to Lc?!?
Na man, liberty - right across the street
Fag.
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A town totally encompassed by Liberty University. Anything unrelated to LU in the town is irrelevant. The downtown looks like an off-brand version of Steubenville, Ohio, and desperately needs some TLC.
Bob: Hey where are you from?
Susan: Lynchburg, Virginia.
Bob: Oh that's where LU is right?
Susan: There's more to Lynchburg than LU.
Bob: No there's not.