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A fine academic establishment in Northern Vermont. During the winter, which lasts from October to May, students of LSC can typically be found skiing or snowboarding down the tiny-ass hill between the Stonehenge dorms and the Stonehenge parking lot, climbing the central "ice sculpture" which looks suspiciously phallic most of the time, coming up with incredibly creative methods of smoking pot, contracting food poisoning from the culinary anus of America (a.k.a. Stevens Dining Hall), or seeing how much alcohol it is possible to consume in one night (about 15 hours). During the summer, which is about two weeks of the time the college is actually inhabited by anything besides bears, moose, and really fucked up looking creatures known as "Public Safety Officers", all incoming freshmen are required to find out that no, you don't want to swim in the ponds on campus, and also that the Packing House is not at all worth their money.
Lyndon State College: A good place to get really, really fucked up.
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The man who had a major part in the assassination of JFK. Also, he just happend to be the Vice President under JFK. A prime example of one of the many sociopaths who gain access to seats of power.
Lyndon B. Johnson sure was a douchebag, huh?
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Where your dreams come to die.
Dude there is no way I am attending Lyndon State College for another semester, I've never had to deal with such bullshit.
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A high school that you sleep at.
Person 1: Where do you go?
Person 2: Lyndon State College.
Person 1: That's not a college. That's a high school you sleep at.
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When you have an in-person conversation with somebody whilst you are on the toilet. It's often used as a power move to intimidate or dominate others, by making them feel uncomfortable.
My boss pulled a Lyndon B. Johnson to intimidate the two business men.
The act of anal sex between two males; Namely the Giver (Meat) and receiver (Lyndon). The giver conducts the anal enjoyment until ejaculation, whereby he lets fly into his own mouth, while the receiver holds his own buttocks open in a gaping manner. The giver then will play with the "Love Loogie" in his mouth, then slowing let the warm stringy mass leech its way into the receivers opened anus.
Meat pounded Lyndon with such ferocity that he left Lyndon’s hole gaping open and red. Underpants Gnome who was watching with such joy, said; "Give him a Lyndon Love Loogie". Meat did exactly that. He Came into his own Mouth, played with the Jizz and then let it slowly fall into Lyndon awaiting anal cavity.
Lyndon yelled out in joy of the warm mass falling slowly into his goose-pimpled body.
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1)to engage in anal sex with a male until the anal cavity is large and gaping. The giver then procedes to spit a humoungous loogie into the gaping anal hole.
Lyndon gave Tom a gaping hole then whipped a Lyndon Love Loogie in there
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