Maffing

The act of being in a sexual situation, laughing at something, and then moaning in the middle of the laugh creating a weird and uncomfortable combination of the two.

"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"

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maf

a maf is someone who is a fake and a slag because all they care about is boys/girls and sexual intercourse because they think they will get noticed by the "popular" crowd and become someone "cool".

"she is such a maf"

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maffing

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

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Mafs

Mafia : Italian roots
--to travel in packs...

A group of 3 or more Asian people

You are at a pool hall and see a group of Asian pool players walk through the door.
Kelly: Wow...look at those Mafs
OR
Kelly: Well it looks as though we are going to have some major Maf competition tonight.

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Maf

A shortened version of hermaphrodite.
Half women, half man.

Also a word commonly used just for the sake of it.

Maffa also means the same thing.

"Look at her, she is such a maf!"

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maf

Acronym for Mark Anthony Foy, Australia's favourite sexual predator/paedophile.

"Better watch the kids, MAF might be around." or..

"She might only be 12 but i'd MAF her"

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maf

Short veriation of "mother fucker"

That maf is staring at us.

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