mbp

mandatory black person. in a group of males/females, it is always necessary to have at least one mbp in the group. just in case you need someone to translate ghetto speak or get you the best friend chicken. obviously mbp's are necessary.

1: dude we need some friend chicken.
2: dont worry, my mbp is already on it.

1: damn. all the blacks in school are used. we cant go out without an mbp.

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Meatball Pocket -MBP

At the point of male/female relations, the male subject is unable to perform due to heavy drug and/or alcohol intake. At that point the male subject proceeds to throw his flaccid penis and genitals into said womans privates. Thus creating a flabby mold closely resembling a meatball. More times than not this technique does not work and leaves said woman extremely unsatisfied and unamused.

"Did you fuck her?"
"No....Meatball Pocket -MBP"

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MBP

Money before problems

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